April has gotten pretty good now. I finally been promoted and am now in the major league for that raw denim game. David Wilson was there to hold my cock/hand as i bought my first pair. BOY WAS IT TOUGH WHEN I WAS BUYING THEM JEANS.
I was sent out to obtain the so called FLAT HEAD with my fellow Warriors DAVID WILSON AND ROBIN HUANG. along the way, my Brother (WHO MADE ME HIS BEST MAN FOR LIFE) ROBIN HUANG got kidnapped by a bunch of midget hating goons and took him off. as i searched for the only thing that set him free aka them flat heads, the search started to become grueling and rough on the way (aka i had to sit on the bart station for days because it would not go). luckily on the way we met a long loss friend that helped us greatly (CHRISTOPHER GONZALEZ AND SUPERTACO havent had that in so long, felt like jizzing after not jizzing for 28 days). As David and I adventured on to find the lost 310 flat heads, we had to fight pass and duel 3 traitors who we had to get pass. (3 old man leaving a good vibrations(vibrator store yes that vibrator)) as we successfully passed the villains, we finally stumbled across our last obstacle, WALKING ACROSS THE STREET TO THE STORE i mean LOST CAVE!!!!!!!. AS we entered the CAVE David and I got separated and thus on my own like DANNY MCBRIDE,A TRUE KNIGHT i TOO STUMBLED UPON THE LOST 310 FLAT HEADS (IN MY CASE), BUT A PROBLEM OF WITS SOON UNFOLDED UPON YOURS TRULY. A PAIR OF STRIKE GOLDS EMERGED AND THIS 2 problems came about. do i stay faithful and save my brother who made me his best man by getting the Flat Heads, or do i leave him to die and take the strike golds and just have a pair a strike golds and have him make FRANKIE HIS BEST MAN. LIKE DANNY MCBRIDE, I DANNY TIEU AS A TRUE FATASS WARRIOR MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE AND CAME BACK AN HONORABLE KNIGHT TO MY KINGDOM. THE END ( GO WATCH YOU HIGHNESS, MOST SEXIST GAYEST FUNNIEST SHIT, REMINDED ME OF ME =D )
but yeah 3 men walkin out of a good vibrations scared the living shit out of me and thanks to DAVID I FOUND A NEW STORE IM A SHOP AT NOW TOO =D ZARA!!!! SHWAG
oh yeah small note, not gonna blow this up as a separate blog, cuz it could pretty much kick me in the ass again, Im ummm lets just say for the next 28 days, ill be blasting towards the moon a lot.
NOW THE PERFECT MARRIAGE
We always see at the end of movies every1 lives happily ever after and have the perfect life together. TO BAD IT IS ALL A LIE AND LIVES WILL NEVER BE LIKE A MOVIE, except for mine, a man with this much shwag always got cameras on him.
A perfect marriage can only exist when Its a UNION BETWEEN MAN AND FOOD. REASONS ARE
food will always keep you full
food will never talk back and yell at you
food will always keep you happy
food will always be on a mans mind
food will never hurt a man
only good things happen with FOOD
(IF ANYTHING WRONG HAPPENS WITH FOOD ITS BECAUSE A WOMAN MADE IT =D)
if food was to little, like every other guy you get rid of it and find the next thing that fllls you up.
NO 1 WANTS TO MUCH FOOD THATS JUST FAT RIGHT THERE -_-
FOOD GOT TO TASTE GOOD, NO 1 WANTS UGLY ASS SHITTY FOOD
plus everyone loves to eat “food”
theres probably more sexist stupid shit i have but i forgot to post.(ill update along the way)
(please dont get mad, im just preachin the truth here, im a bluntly honest guy so women should love that, so if you ever ask me if you think this dress makes you look fat, first think out my mouth will be HONEY ARE YOU SURE ITS THE DRESS, MAYBE ITS YOU <3.)
AND WE ALL KNOW IM GONNA BE THE MOST whipped assed man who will never wear the pants in the relationship and will do everything Food will tell him to do. (listening to my wife is a different story)
AND WHAT EVERY MAN WANTS TO BE SERVED
AND THIS TOO YUMMY
I LOVE BLAKE LIVELY, GOD SHE 1 OF THEM TAKE HOME TO MEET THE PARENTS KIND OF GIRL