read some of my previous postings, wtf drug was i on. 

my flathead anniversary is almost here =D

APRIL 13 2011, FLAT HEADS

MARCH 17 2012, STRIKE GOLD

APRIL 23 2012, FIRST DAY WITH THE STRIKES

???? ?? 2013, SAMURAIS

MAN, I FEEL LIKE BRIAN USE TO FEEL LIKE WITH BRIAN WHELAN, EXCEPT IM DANNY MCADAMS NOW.

Watching her act makes me wanna read now. bout to cop The Notebook (BOOK) now

If only I was born about 10 years earlier, caucasian and looked like Ryan Gosling

DANNY MCADAMS <— I WOULD DO THIS ANY DAY OF THE WEEK

Id live a life like the notebook for her

<3 MAN CRUSH CRISTIANO RONALDO

April has gotten pretty good now. I finally been promoted and am now in the major league for that raw denim game. David Wilson was there to hold my cock/hand as i bought my first pair. BOY WAS IT TOUGH WHEN I WAS BUYING THEM JEANS. 

I was sent out to obtain the so called FLAT HEAD with my fellow Warriors DAVID WILSON AND ROBIN HUANG. along the way, my Brother (WHO MADE ME HIS BEST MAN FOR LIFE) ROBIN HUANG got kidnapped by a bunch of midget hating goons and took him off. as i searched for the only thing that set him free aka them flat heads, the search started to become grueling and rough on the way (aka i had to sit on the bart station for days because it would not go). luckily on the way we met a long loss friend that helped us greatly (CHRISTOPHER GONZALEZ AND SUPERTACO havent had that in so long, felt like jizzing after not jizzing for 28 days). As David and I adventured on to find the lost 310 flat heads, we had to fight pass and duel 3 traitors who we had to get pass. (3 old man leaving a good vibrations(vibrator store yes that vibrator)) as we successfully passed the villains, we finally stumbled across our last obstacle, WALKING ACROSS THE STREET TO THE STORE i mean LOST CAVE!!!!!!!. AS we entered the CAVE David and I got separated and thus on my own like DANNY MCBRIDE,A TRUE KNIGHT i TOO STUMBLED UPON THE LOST 310 FLAT HEADS (IN MY CASE), BUT A PROBLEM OF WITS SOON UNFOLDED UPON YOURS TRULY. A PAIR OF STRIKE GOLDS EMERGED AND THIS 2 problems came about. do i stay faithful and save my brother who made me his best man by getting the Flat Heads, or do i leave him to die and take the strike golds and just have a pair a strike golds and have him make FRANKIE HIS BEST MAN. LIKE DANNY MCBRIDE, I DANNY TIEU AS A TRUE FATASS WARRIOR MADE THE RIGHT CHOICE AND CAME BACK AN HONORABLE KNIGHT TO MY KINGDOM. THE END ( GO WATCH YOU HIGHNESS, MOST SEXIST GAYEST FUNNIEST SHIT, REMINDED ME OF ME =D )

but yeah 3 men walkin out of a good vibrations scared the living shit out of me and thanks to DAVID I FOUND A NEW STORE IM A SHOP AT NOW TOO =D ZARA!!!! SHWAG

oh yeah small note, not gonna blow this up as a separate blog, cuz it could pretty much kick me in the ass again, Im ummm lets just say for the next 28 days, ill be blasting towards the moon a lot.

NOW THE PERFECT MARRIAGE 

We always see at the end of movies every1 lives happily ever after and have the perfect life together. TO BAD IT IS ALL A LIE AND LIVES WILL NEVER BE LIKE A MOVIE, except for mine, a man with this much shwag always got cameras on him.

A perfect marriage can only exist when Its a UNION BETWEEN MAN AND FOOD. REASONS ARE

food will always keep you full

food will never talk back and yell at you

food will always keep you happy

food will always be on a mans mind

food will never hurt a man

only good things happen with FOOD

(IF ANYTHING WRONG HAPPENS WITH FOOD ITS BECAUSE A WOMAN MADE IT =D)

if food was to little, like every other guy you get rid of it and find the next thing that fllls you up. 

NO 1 WANTS TO MUCH FOOD THATS JUST FAT RIGHT THERE -_-

FOOD GOT TO TASTE GOOD, NO 1 WANTS UGLY ASS SHITTY FOOD

plus everyone loves to eat “food”

theres probably more sexist stupid shit i have but i forgot to post.(ill update along the way)

(please dont get mad, im just preachin the truth here, im a bluntly honest guy so women should love that, so if you ever ask me if you think this dress makes you look fat, first think out my mouth will be HONEY ARE YOU SURE ITS THE DRESS, MAYBE ITS YOU <3.)

AND WE ALL KNOW IM GONNA BE THE MOST whipped assed man who will never wear the pants in the relationship and will do everything Food will tell him to do. (listening to my wife is a different story)

AND WHAT EVERY MAN WANTS TO BE SERVED

AND THIS TOO YUMMY 

I LOVE BLAKE LIVELY, GOD SHE 1 OF THEM TAKE HOME TO MEET THE PARENTS KIND OF GIRL

Since it is a Girls name, April has been a bitchy ass shitty ugly month. My phone decides to throw a little bitch fit today and refuses to work, so like all good owners. I PUT THE FUCKER TO SLEEP AND IT GONNA STAY THAT WAY. gonna refuse to work for me, ME DANNY TIEU, so shout out to Verizon, KEEP YOUR PRODUCTS IN CHECK. 

School to has been redonkulous, mommy decides to throw out my econ codes so there goes 50 bucks……….. sigh i no she wanted to help and all by cleanin my room, (AND I HOPE SHE NEVER READS THIS THANK GOD SHES A FOB AND CANT WORK A COMP) but mommy plz stop. you could do so much more with your time LIEK MAKING BREAKFAST LUNCH AND DINNER =D. THATS WHAT I LOVE YOU FOR.

But like always theres always them fucked up people man, went bowling today walkin in with Brian Cockson aka Whelan see a black dude get out the car, then all of a sudden you hear a white dude from that car yelling FUCKING N*GG**……. black dude doesnt do anything cuz he was DEAF!….. SO FUCKED UP….. dude was a red neck though prob so he was prob mad he got caught bein a pedo or something/whatever them folks be doin.

BUT ALL IN ALL WHEN LIFE GIVE YOU LEMONS, YOU DO A 28 DAY CHALLENGE WITH ROBIN AND DAVID WILSON AND TEST YOUR STRENGTH IN YOUR RIGHT HAND. 

DAY 2 COMPLETE, AND ITS BEEN REALLY RELAXING ACTUALLY. 

I DONT NO WTF I WAS THINKIGN LEAVIN MY FRIEND FOR 28 DAYS, I FEEL SO SHADY LIKE SOME GIRLS MAN EWWWWWWWWWWWW 

AND YES STFU I ALREADY NO IM GONNA BE THE MSOT WHIPED MOTHER FUCKER U WILL EVER SEE SO IN THE MEAN TIME MY SEXISM WILL PREVAIL.

OOOO GETTING MY FIRST PAIR OF RAW DENIMS SOON THATS RIGHT JOININ THE WASTE YOUR MONEY ON CRAZY NICE JEANS TO MAKE MY ASS LOOK BETTER GAME. you guys can help me pick =D strike golds or flatheads.

OH ALSO MY BOY BCHODE GOT SOME CRAZY COCK DRAWING SKILLS, IT REALLY WANTED ME TO TAKE OFF LIKE IN THE PIC INSPIRATIONAL SHIT MAN.

AND LIKE ALWAYS, MY LOVELY WOMAN OF THE DAY =D

i dont no y i didnt use her first, my 2 most beloved things besides, my dog, my toy,my shaft, my tip, my fruits (bananas and grapes), and some other shit im forgetting 

YUP MY MOST FAV THING IN THE WORLD.

THAT COUCH AND TABLE, SUCH GREAT CRAFTSMANSHIP WOW EXOTIC SHIT =D

GOOD NIGHT

oh 1 last thing, YUP THIS IS HOW A PERFECT MARRIAGE WOULD EXIST.

that will be the next topic i tumble about =D TUMBLRS SO FUN YEEEEEE FEELS LIKE WATCHING A HIPSTER DIE GOOD SHIT =D, COUGH YOU KNOW WHO IM TALKING ABOUT =D

DAMN, ALL I CAN SAY IS THIS 28 DAYS WAS REALLY GOOD FOR ME THANKS BRIAN. JUST USED THAT HYPERBEAM MAN, I FOR SURE NEED TO RECHARGE DAMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNN. WOOOOO I FEEL FASTER AND LIGHTER NOW MAN ITS RECOCKULOUS ;) BOUT TO PR THE SHIT OUT OF LIFE FOR TRACK NOW =D. IM READY TO TAKE ON ANYTHING NOW EXCEPT FOR A PENIS. BUT FOR SURE MAN,

REUNITED AND IT FEELS SO GOOD =] I LOVE YOU MR.RIGHTY AND MR.LEFTY NEVER GONNA LEAVE YOU LIKE THAT AGAIN. EVEN THOUGH IT WAS A BAD START GETTING HAND BLOCKED FOR AN HOUR BECAUSE PEOPLE DONT NO WHAT SLEEP IS, AND DOG DECIDES TO TAKE A PISS AT A CRUCIAL TIME, AND THEY SAY DOGS ARE A MANS BEST FRIEND -_- BULLSHIT MY DOGS MORE OF THAT COCK BLOCKER -_-……… BUT ALL IN ALL NOTHING CAN BRING ME DOWN NOW =D DAMN IM POOPED FASTEST 20 MINUTES IN A WHILE AHHHHHHH TIME TO GO TO SLEEP AND DO WHATEVER YOUR SUPPOSE TO IN SCHOOL. THANK YOU GOD FOR USING THAT MAX REVIVE ON MY EKANS, IT CAME BACK 100 PERCENT STRONGER THEN IT WAS AND EVOLVED TO AN ARBOK AND WENT HAM SON. HOPE NO 1 GOT HURT FROM MY NUCLEAR METEOR SHOWER. NEXT TIME ILL AIM FOR THE MOON, SHOW THEM KOREANS HOW TO SUCCESSFULLY NUKE A MOON. =D AWWW GOOD NIGHT WORLD WOOOO NO MORE WET NIGHTS WOOT WOOT BACK TO NORMAL, TIME TO FIND A NEW THING TO DO

SWEET DREAMS WORLD, YOU TOO MY HONORARY GIRL OF THE DAY KRISTIN GUSTAFSON

OH BY THE WAY FAST CAR BY THE DREAM IS A GREAT SONG IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ;)

today is countdown day, 6 more hours till I can bond with mr. righty and lefty again. i took this oath, cuz the day of when brian cho told me to join him, mr righty had already relieved my tension and told me i could do it. BOY WAS MY DICK WRONG, mother fucking thing wouldn’t leave my ass alone man, had to tie my hands down on day 7 because it wanted to do damage. BUT OH WELL AFTER A ROUGH BATTLE WITH 2 pre shots in the process, i am oh so close to that finish line. CANT WAIT TO SING THOSE WORDS, REUNITED AND IT FEELS SO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD literally ;). DAMN MAN IN 5 hours and 55 minutes now YOU BOUT TO SEE HOW A REAL POKEMON MASTER DOES IT. IVE BEEN GATHERING ALL THAT SUN LIGHT FOR 28 DAYS, YALL BOUT TO SEE A CRAZY ASS SOLARBEAM UP IN THIS BITCH. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM KATSIA DAMANKOVA……… =D

CANT WAIT MAN OMG I HOPE I HAVE A SAFE FLIGHT =D 

SO CLOSE TILL TAKE OFF

Today started off like how it was on day 7 of my 28 day thing with brian….. .FUCKING HORRIBLE, MY DICK FELT LIKE IT WAS GONNA BREAK AND I WAS GONNA DIE, FIRST DAY OF SPRING QUARTER WAS SO BORING FUCK I RATHER GO SUFFER ON MY 28 DAY QUEST THEN REPEAT FIRST DAY AGAIN.

IT THEN GOT BETTER, I PROCEED TO GO SEE A DUMBASS ASIAN CHICK HIT MY CAR WHILE TRYING TO PARK, THEN SLOWLY BACK OUT IN FRONT OF ME WHILE IM STARING AT HER AND JUST BOLT……..

LUCKILY IT WAS ONLY A SCRATCH AND I WAS TO LAZY TO CHASE HER…………

TRACK PRACTICE WAS JUST AS GREAT…. FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL KIDS NEED TO KNOW WHAT TRACK MEANS, IT DOESNT MEAN JUMP INTO MY LANE AS IM RUNNING FULL SPEED……. LUCKILY I WAS ABLE TO MANEUVER MY MASSIVE WAILORD AKA SMALL LITTLE WEEDLE TO THE SIDE AND DODGE HER LIKE THE NINJA I AM……

BUT ALL IN ALL NO MATTER HOW SHITTY A DAY IT WAS IT BECAME ALL BETTER WHEN……. I BOUGHT MY SUCKER PUNCH POSTER =D

SO A SHITTY DAY BECAME A GOOD DAY…..

UNTIL CHRISTIAN GONZO DECIDED TO GO BEANS ON ME AND HUSTLE US IN BOWLING.

OH WELL ITS ALL GOOD CUZ THE COUNT DOWN BEGINS 23 MORE HOURS TILL I CAN CATCH UP WITH MR RIGHTY AND LEFTY.

I THINK IM GONNA GET WITH CAMERON RICHARDSON TMMR. MY MOST FAVORITE CUTE GIRL =] ONE OF THEM TAKE HOME TO MEET MOMMY AND DADDY <3